[{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.silvano.cz\/novy-vuz\/#Article","mainEntityOfPage":"https:\/\/www.silvano.cz\/novy-vuz\/","headline":"Nov\u00fd v\u016fz","name":"Nov\u00fd v\u016fz","description":"\u201eNo, co\u201c, uchecht\u00e1v\u00e1 se man\u017eel, kdy\u017e jej \u017eena za voln\u00e9 m\u00edsto v gar\u00e1\u017ei pl\u00edsn\u00ed, \u201edo poz\u00edt\u0159\u00ed bude pln\u00e1\u201c. A v\u00edt\u011bzoslavn\u011b odch\u00e1z\u00ed. Jen\u017ee pak p\u0159ijde vyst\u0159\u00edzliv\u011bn\u00ed. Co d\u011blat? P\u0159esto spolu po dvou dnech kr\u00e1\u010d\u00ed oba man\u017eel\u00e9 z pr\u00e1ce a ona je stra\u0161n\u011b zv\u011bdav\u00e1. 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A v\u00edt\u011bzoslavn\u011b odch\u00e1z\u00ed. Jen\u017ee pak p\u0159ijde vyst\u0159\u00edzliv\u011bn\u00ed. Co d\u011blat? P\u0159esto spolu po dvou dnech kr\u00e1\u010d\u00ed oba man\u017eel\u00e9 z pr\u00e1ce a ona je stra\u0161n\u011b zv\u011bdav\u00e1. Ji\u017e v\u00ed, \u017ee man\u017eel sv\u00e9mu slibu dost\u00e1l a nem\u016f\u017ee se do\u010dkat. Mu\u017e pak dve\u0159e gar\u00e1\u017ee otev\u00edr\u00e1, man\u017eelce se otev\u00edr\u00e1 pusa a \u2026 Za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 show zejm\u00e9na pro sousedy, neb je man\u017eel nah\u00e1n\u011bn se smet\u00e1kem a pak s v\u00e1le\u010dkem na nudle. Ona ta gar\u00e1\u017e pln\u00e1 byla, ale pytl\u016f s ned\u016fle\u017eit\u00fdm obsahem. A tady se mus\u00ed n\u011bco st\u00e1t. A stane. Oba si o tom ve\u010der promluv\u00ed, man\u017eel uzn\u00e1 sv\u016fj vtip za nedostate\u010dn\u011b promy\u0161len\u00fd a sl\u00edb\u00ed skute\u010dnou n\u00e1pravu. Koup\u00ed si v\u016fz a hotovo. Ale kde na n\u011bj vz\u00edt? Man\u017eel zap\u00edn\u00e1 po\u010d\u00edta\u010d a internet a ukazuje na weby, kter\u00e9 nab\u00edzej\u00ed p\u016fj\u010dky. Od koleg\u016f z pr\u00e1ce ji\u017e v\u00ed, kde m\u00e1 a nem\u00e1 nad\u011bji. A pak za\u010dne jeho mart\u00fdrium, proto\u017ee postupn\u011b jej slu\u0161n\u011b vyhazuj\u00ed odev\u0161ad kam vleze. Ach jo. \u201eKrucin\u00e1l nen\u00ed mo\u017en\u00fd, \u017ee bych nespla\u0161il p\u00e1r mega na novej bour\u00e1k\u201c, \u010d\u00edl\u00ed se mu\u017e. A p\u0159edlo\u017e\u00ed sv\u016fj probl\u00e9m mezi kolegy p\u0159i ob\u011bd\u011b. Ti jsou zku\u0161en\u00ed a ihned mu porad\u00ed nebankovn\u00ed americkou hypot\u00e9ku. Mu\u017e pak p\u0159ijde dom\u016f a za\u010dne nen\u00e1padn\u011b sondovat p\u016fdu. A proto\u017ee se mu jev\u00ed v\u0161echno v po\u0159\u00e1dku, zkus\u00ed to. Za t\u00fdden m\u00e1 v gar\u00e1\u017ei n\u011bco podobn\u00e9ho jako na zde p\u0159ilo\u017een\u00fdch fotografi\u00edch a man\u017eelka se tetel\u00ed blahem. Kolem domu jsou sly\u0161et velk\u00e9 r\u00e1ny. Oba na sebe hled\u00ed a jdou se z gar\u00e1\u017ee pod\u00edvat ven co je to za exploze a oba se spolu zasm\u011bj\u00ed. To jen sousedi pukaj\u00ed z\u00e1vist\u00ed. Nu, man\u017eel\u00e9 jsou nav\u00fdsost spokojeni a nejv\u00edce mu\u017e, proto\u017ee nyn\u00ed za n\u00edm chod\u00ed lid\u00e9 se ho t\u00e1zat, jak si to za\u0159\u00eddil. Mu\u017e velice r\u00e1d sd\u011bl\u00ed sv\u00e9 zku\u0161enosti a p\u0159ed\u00e1 kontakt. M\u00e1 se za hrdinu, a hlavn\u011b chytr\u00e9ho hrdinu, proto\u017ee je to p\u0159ece on, koho se chod\u00ed lid\u00e9 pt\u00e1t. Vy tam j\u00edt nemus\u00edte, stejn\u00e9 informace jako onen mu\u017e m\u00e1te zde, sta\u010d\u00ed kliknout na odkaz. Auto mi pak m\u016f\u017eete p\u0159ijet uk\u00e1zat, tedy pokud si za p\u016fj\u010den\u00e9 pen\u00edze nekoup\u00edte n\u011bco jin\u00e9ho. Ono to toti\u017e jde.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          4.4\/5 - (9 votes)        "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Nov\u00fd v\u016fz","item":"https:\/\/www.silvano.cz\/novy-vuz\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]